Seller: Hello, and today we have a very exciting product today. Its not a jet pack, its not a invisible cap but a Love Potion!
Audience: A LOVE POTION??
Seller: Yes you heard me right, a love potion. Make anyone fall in love with you in a drop of a hat.
Audience: THAT'S AMAZING!
Seller: Indeed it is, and very simple to use. You just screw off the cap, take the dropper out of the package, and drop some onto your romantic partner, and they will instantly fall in love with you.
Audience: WHAT A PRODUCT!!!
Seller: We're running a special discount for fairies today on this show, as where would our teeth go without them..
*Audience chuckles*
Seller: So today, you can get this miraculous potion for 4 easy payments of $10,000. A small price to pay for a everlasting romance!
*Audience claps*
